WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
laughhard:

Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.

laughhard:

Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.

(via 2bainzz)

gierlichmypussy:

gierlichmypussy:

you know that plot from halloweentown when everyone turns into their costume. yeah that actually happened.

never forget the lil barista that could

(via citycouncilwoman)

catbountry:

skooth:

do you remember when four different bands combined their powers to create a song about the movie “snakes on a plane”

I think about it every day.

(via trillgamesh)

oeste:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

(via literallysokka)

its-arrested-development:

I’d have to get up pretty early to get drunk by 1 o’clock!

As it turns out, she had gotten up early and had taken pain medication because of a hangover related headache.

(via findyour-wheezy)

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

(Source: timberfakes, via trillgamesh)

andrope:

I added subtle sass.

andrope:

I added subtle sass.

(via thewilloughbydobbs)

spacetwinks:

Favorite characters in Game of Thrones:

Poochie The Rockin’ Dog

(via unitedhotcakepreferred)